screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

harryedward:

everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.